Thirsty BoiFLAVOURS
FIVE FLAVOURS. ONE SIZE.

Thirst is a
volume problem.

All five Thirsty Boi cans on a sunlit orange set with palm shadows.SCROLL.

We made a bigger drink.

Meet the flavours
A whole pint of Thirsty Boi Wild Fruit.
ONE WHOLE PINT.

Thirst.Quenched.

The size of drink you actually want when you're actually thirsty. Quite a lot of not overthinking it.

BIG DRINK. SIMPLE IDEA.
Arrive thirsty. Thirsty Boi product scene
ARRIVE THIRSTY.

Make anentrance.

Cold can, wet hands, that first hiss. It's a lot of drink and it lands like it.

KEEP SCROLLING. IT GETS FRUITY.
Wild Fruit. Thirsty Boi product scene
WILD FRUIT

WildFruit.

Orange, mango and berries, ice cold and fizzing hard. Sharp enough to cut through anything. Drinks like you've been waiting for it all day.

  • Orange
  • Mango
  • Berries
Wild Fruit
ALL THE FRUIT. NONE OF THE SUGAR.
Green Mango. Thirsty Boi product scene
GREEN MANGO

GreenMango.

Ripe mango with a squeeze of lime, cold enough to sweat the can. Juicy, sharp, and a whole pint of it — exactly the right amount when you're actually thirsty.

  • Mango
  • Lime
  • Juicy
Green Mango
IN THE CANOVER ICE
MANGO. WITH ROOM TO BREATHE.
Cold Lime. Thirsty Boi product scene
COLD LIME

ColdLime.

Lime, mint and a lot of ice. The first mouthful is a shock. The rest is relief.

  • Lime
  • Mint
  • Ice cold
Cold Lime
LIME. WITH ROOM TO MOVE.
10pm. Still thirsty. Thirsty Boi product scene
ZERO CAFFEINE. STILL A BIG DRINK.

10pm.Still thirsty.

Zero sugar, zero caffeine, electrolytes in. Nothing to keep you up. A whole pint of cold.

TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.
Hard Citrus. Thirsty Boi product scene
HARD CITRUS

HardCitrus.

Grapefruit and lime, crisp and cold enough to hurt. Clean, sharp, and it just keeps going.

  • Grapefruit
  • Lime
  • Crisp
Hard Citrus
ROLL WITH IT.
Sour Cherry. Thirsty Boi product scene
SOUR CHERRY

SourCherry.

Dark, juicy sour cherry, ice cold, mouth-watering before the can's even open. Big, bright, and gone.

  • Cherry
  • Sour
  • Juicy
Sour Cherry
SOUR. WITH PLENTY TO SAY.
Five of them. Thirsty Boi product scene
THE WHOLE LOT.

Five ofthem.

Five flavours. One size. All of it cold, all of it a pint.

Pick yours
FOUND YOURS.
THIRSTY BOI / 568ML
FIVE FLAVOURS. ONE SIZE.SCROLL. ALL FIVE.
Wild Fruit served over iceWild Fruit can campaign image

01 / 05

Wild Fruit.

Orange, mango and berries, ice cold and fizzing hard. Sharp enough to cut through anything. Drinks like you've been waiting for it all day.

Orange / Mango / Berries

568ML / ZERO SUGAR / ZERO CAFFEINE / ELECTROLYTES

TASTES LIKE

A jug of fruit someone put in the freezer. Orange first, mango behind it, a dark berry note at the end that stops it being sweet.

SERVE

Straight from the fridge, straight from the can. If you must, over a lot of ice with half an orange squeezed in.

BEST WHEN

  1. The garden at four in the afternoon, sun still on your neck
  2. Half-time, five-a-side, you've been chasing someone for forty minutes
  3. The train home from a day out, mouth like a carpet
Wild Fruit ↗
Green Mango served over iceGreen Mango can campaign image

02 / 05

Green Mango.

Ripe mango with a squeeze of lime, cold enough to sweat the can. Juicy, sharp, and a whole pint of it — exactly the right amount when you're actually thirsty.

Mango / Lime / Juicy

568ML / ZERO SUGAR / ZERO CAFFEINE / ELECTROLYTES

TASTES LIKE

Mango sliced ten minutes ago. Sweet on the nose, sharp on the tongue, lime keeping it honest.

SERVE

Colder than you think. Over crushed ice with a wedge of lime it's a different drink, and a better one.

BEST WHEN

  1. The beach, the sea's too cold, this isn't
  2. The end of a long shift, still in your work boots
  3. Sunday, moving flat, the fridge is the only thing plugged in
Green Mango ↗
Cold Lime served over iceCold Lime can campaign image

03 / 05

Cold Lime.

Lime, mint and a lot of ice. The first mouthful is a shock. The rest is relief.

Lime / Mint / Ice cold

568ML / ZERO SUGAR / ZERO CAFFEINE / ELECTROLYTES

TASTES LIKE

A lime cut in half and pressed into snow. Mint comes in late and stays.

SERVE

As cold as your fridge goes. Over ice with a sprig of mint it's the best long drink in the house.

BEST WHEN

  1. Straight after a run, before you've got your breath back
  2. The hottest day of the year, indoors, curtains shut
  3. Campsite, first morning, someone's already got the kettle on
Cold Lime ↗
Hard Citrus served over iceHard Citrus can campaign image

04 / 05

Hard Citrus.

Grapefruit and lime, crisp and cold enough to hurt. Clean, sharp, and it just keeps going.

Grapefruit / Lime / Crisp

568ML / ZERO SUGAR / ZERO CAFFEINE / ELECTROLYTES

TASTES LIKE

Pink grapefruit with the sugar left out. Lime at the edges, a clean bitter finish, and it keeps going long after the can's empty.

SERVE

Can, fridge, done. Over ice with a slice of pink grapefruit if you've got one lying around.

BEST WHEN

  1. The gym bag, still cold from the car
  2. Post-match, muddy, someone's found a fridge
  3. Desk, 3pm, the afternoon's not moving
Hard Citrus ↗
Sour Cherry served over iceSour Cherry can campaign image

05 / 05

Sour Cherry.

Dark, juicy sour cherry, ice cold, mouth-watering before the can's even open. Big, bright, and gone.

Cherry / Sour / Juicy

568ML / ZERO SUGAR / ZERO CAFFEINE / ELECTROLYTES

TASTES LIKE

The sour cherries at the bottom of the bag. Dark, sharp, a bit of almond at the end. Nothing like the sweets.

SERVE

Straight from the can, colder the better. Over ice with a squeeze of lime it goes properly sour, which is the point.

BEST WHEN

  1. Festival, day two, the tent's already too hot
  2. Late film, big sofa, no plans
  3. The first warm evening of the year, outside, jumper on
Sour Cherry ↗

FIVE OF THEM.
ALL THE SAME SIZE.

ONE PINT. EACH.
All five Thirsty Boi cans: Green Mango, Cold Lime, Wild Fruit, Hard Citrus and Sour Cherry

FIVE FLAVOURS. ONE BIG COLD DRINK.

THIRST IS A VOLUME PROBLEM.

ONE MORE ROUND

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